TRC's Top Tweets of the Week, July 23-29

We love Twitter, and so should you. In fact, you should be sure to follow us there too.

This is the first of a weekly list of our picks for Top Tweets of the Week:

@AdamSchefter - Welcome back, football.

@robdelaney - When I was a little boy I wanted to marry a firetruck. I wound up marrying a woman named Leah. She's okay.

@Rosenberg_Mike - I hope that, right before the NFL lockout ended, Kenny Britt squeezed in one last arrest.

@jonlajoiecomedy - I hate when people say dumb things like "Why did you burn all of my mother's dresses?" Because I did, idiot.

@JoeMande - Once Apple makes jumpsuits, we'll all be wearing dumb silver jumpsuits.

Did we miss any? Let us know in the Comments below, or tweet us at @ReserveClause.